Два рассказа на английском

1. OK - stuff I should mention.Some naughty language, two women who dig each other, some Celine Dion bad-mouthin', beer and other alcoholic beverages, and native german dress. ALSO: Telemarking is a style of skiing, and the feasibility of caged-carbon structures in chip circuitry is a technology that is currently being studied by people with IQs much higher than mine. 2. This is a sequel to Lederhosen, Frenchtoast and Telemarketing. You probably want to read that one first, but I won't force ya. Disclaimers and whatnot - again, two women who dig each other, some characters who like to imbibe and swear, and my apologies beforehand to all 22 year olds - I meant no offense. Comments welcome - dabkey@hotmail.com